Category Archives: Toasts

Practice makes perfect, There’s many do think, But a man’s not too perfect When he’s practiced at drink!

I drink to your health when I’m with you, I drink to your health when I’m alone, I drink to your health so often, I’m starting to worry about my own!

Best while you have it use your breath There is no drinking after death.

Here’s to our hostess considerate and sweet; Her wit is endless, but when do we eat?

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day!

When money’s tight and hard to get and your horse is also ran, When all you have is a heap of debt a pint of plain is your only man.