Practice makes perfect,
There’s many do think,
But a man’s not too perfect
When he’s practiced at drink!
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Practice makes perfect,
There’s many do think,
But a man’s not too perfect
When he’s practiced at drink!
I drink to your health when I’m with you,
I drink to your health when I’m alone,
I drink to your health so often,
I’m starting to worry about my own!
Best while you have it use your breath
There is no drinking after death.
When we drink, we get drunk.
When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
So, let’s all get drunk, and go to heaven!
–Old Irish toast
Here’s to our hostess considerate and sweet;
Her wit is endless, but when do we eat?
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day!