Practice makes perfect,
There’s many do think,
But a man’s not too perfect
When he’s practiced at drink!
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Toast du Jour
Toast du Jour
I drink to your health when I’m with you,
I drink to your health when I’m alone,
I drink to your health so often,
I’m starting to worry about my own!
Toast du Jour
Best while you have it use your breath
There is no drinking after death.
Toast du Jour
When we drink, we get drunk.
When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
So, let’s all get drunk, and go to heaven!
–Old Irish toast
Toast du Jour
Here’s to our hostess considerate and sweet;
Her wit is endless, but when do we eat?
Toast du Jour
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day!
